Can you do better?

DoReMiFaSaLaTiDo – He won some good races, which made the commentator sing!

Maythehorsebewithu – fifth in the Melbourne Cup – the race that stops a nation.

Ha Ha Ha – but not all the way to the bank as he never won a race.

Big Tits –What can we say except the French-trained filly finishing unplaced in six races.

Hoof Hearted – Say this very quickly!

Passing Wind – Another flatulent horse.

Whykickamoocow – hmmm. We’re stumped!

Wear The Fox Hat – Say quickly, with an Irish accent.

Mary Hinge –Onenot to say quickly, she was trained by Julie Cecil, and won Listed contest at Haydock in 1994.

AARRRRRRR – not a pirate but a hurdler.

Geespot – Pure genius – the sire was Pursuit of Love, the mare My Discovery.